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21 Puns So Dumb They’re Actually Funny (Funny puns)

21 Puns So Dumb They’re Actually Funny

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1. I used to go fishing with Skrillex.

I used to go fishing with Skrillex.
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2. What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?
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3. Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.

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4. I ate too much Middle Eastern food.

I ate too much Middle Eastern food.
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5. I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, “That’s a big rock!” “Boulder,” he replied.

I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, "That's a big rock!" "Boulder," he replied.
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6. I serve my eggs Benedict on a golden platter.

I serve my eggs Benedict on a golden platter.
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7. How do you make antifreeze?

How do you make antifreeze?
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8. It was an emotional wedding.

It was an emotional wedding.
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9. What does a house wear?

What does a house wear?
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10. There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.

There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.
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11. It’s hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because…

It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because...
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12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
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13. Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?
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14. When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

When's the best time to go to the dentist?
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15. Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married.

Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married.
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16. I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
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17. Did you hear the joke about the German sausage?

Did you hear the joke about the German sausage?

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18. What’s the worst thing about ancient orators?

What's the worst thing about ancient orators?
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19. What do you do when chemists die?

What do you do when chemists die?
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20. A pet store had a bird contest.

A pet store had a bird contest.
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21. The furniture store keeps calling me to come back.

The furniture store keeps calling me to come back.

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